My husband was in a local sandwich shop with a guy he had recently started working with. They were working on a construction job nearby. While standing in line, Tim, my husband's helper for the week, picked up the local paper and flipped to the horoscope www.sallybrompton.com and proceeded to read his out loud. He then asked Dan for his sign and then read his horoscope out loud :
Sagittarius:
Sometimes you have no choice but to work with people who rub you the wrong way, and one such person will be at your side throughout the coming week. Don't be too hard on them - they can't help being stupid.
Tim looked shocked and said "So Now I am Stupid!" LOL - it couldn't have been funnier if it was planned. Priceless!